Abercrombie dud

Lately I've been surrounded by a plethora of nicknames. Not funny ones others have conjured for me personally but my need to assign nicknames to the the men I date. Maybe one day the only nickname my readers will hear about is gorgeous-intelligent-hilarious-super sweet guy. But until then, I'll keep blogging about men that have to be characterized in other ways.

This past Sunday's date inspired a sense of deja vu. I felt like I was on a date with parasite and virgin mojito guy, but this time it was with intense ex-model guy. Picture a good-looking guy who slouches when he walks, talks your ear off, stutters in between, and thinks he's incredibly interesting . Maybe I'm getting more judgmental, maybe I'm getting more picky, or just maybe I'm a normal 23 year old woman that would prefer normal men, but here are pointers on what NOT to do or say during a date:

1. Show up 30 minutes late. (It's a good thing I showed up pretty late myself though).
2. Mention how you were at the bar the past Friday about to hit on a very attractive woman. (Yes you're obviously out doing this, but it's not the most polite thing to mention to somebody you might be trying to impress).
3. Tell me that you've gone inside a whore house in Germany because you were curious about what it looked like.
4. Tell me what the Google headquarters office looks like and all the amenities we have. Yes I aware of what the office looks like and all the amenities available. Also, don't continue that conversation because you keep insisting I really don't know.
5. Tell me that I have to take you salsa dancing. Uhm I'm not going to do anything. Then also mention that I have to give you a refresher lesson. Again, what's with the commands?
6. Tell me over and over again about your modeling career. It was cool the first or second time but not the fifth or sixth time.
7. Tell me that you want a second date with me after everything I've just endured on the first one.

Needless to say, I won't be seeing him again. And I shouldn't have even gone in the first place because on the way there I got in an accident. Thank you, Universe!