Sometimes Girls Be Biotches

As I've admitted before, I'm no angel. And this weekend I was a straight up beotch.

Friday night I had my date with Hipster guy. I was really looking forward to it; his texts were funny and I remembered him looking and acting a certain way. I was wrong. This is the second time I've had to learn that I shouldn't meet any guys when I'm intoxicated because inevitably I end up having a different opinion of them when sober.

I met him at House Wine at about 8:30. Although I liked his style, I realized he wasn't as cute as I remembered. Plus he seemed kind of fidgety. Maybe he was anxious and needed more alcohol in his system to calm those nerves, but I was willing to overlook that and see how the date would go. Well he kept mentioning how he wanted a hipster girl and he wasn't very smooth. By the end of our wine-drinking, I wasn't feeling it too much and I tried to imply he shouldn't come to my coworker's party with me, Either he never picked up on it or I didn't imply hard enough. So he came with me. And he was very shy. Which turned me off so I kind of ignored him. Oops.

By the time we wanted to go downtown from the party, I was scrambling my brain for a way not to go with him. (He had driven my car from House Wine to the party and left his car at House Wine). I debated with my coworkers we could all fit in one car, and after a while Hipster guy got the hint and said he would take a cab by myself to east sixth. To which I readily agreed. While downtown, he texted me asking "how west sixth was." We were actually on east sixth by this point but I didn't want him to know that. So I ignored his text. The next day, he texted me again. I ignored it. The next day he called me and sent me like 3 page long texts. Grudgingly, I answered his text and said "Hey, I don't think I'm the hipster girl you're looking for."

Rewind back to Friday night. Got a text from Brazilian guy (who is very new to the picture), that he was downtown. So at the end of the night I met up with him and his friends, one of which I've met and don't have the greatest opinion of. Brazilian guy suggested we grab some late-night grub so we did. By the end of the night I was much too exhausted to drive back to North Austin so Brazilian guy drove me. And took me back to my car the next day. Hey, he offered! But as cool as Brazilian guy is, he's latched on pretty tight. Continuous texts and invitations to hang out. Plus repeating implications that I need to cook for him. You know how I hate those.

But luckily, ladies and gents, my love life is not forsaken. There is somebody on the radar who I've taken a mutual liking to that I am seeing soon. Can't wait ;)

Here's some lessons to take away from this: 1. Girls can be beotches. 2. Girls, always have a back-up man. Have a back-up for your back-up too.

XOXO,
Dating Afficionado