A friend of mine sent me a very interesting powerpoint presentation. In fact it's probably the most interesting, perverse and whorish powerpoint presentation I have ever seen and will ever see. Can a powerpoint be whorish? You betcha.
Basically some girl from Duke decided to chronicle all of her college hookups and rate those experiences. She tried to make her presentation pretty legitimate by calling it "horizontal academics" and using phrases like "subject" or "research." I'll let you judge for yourself:
""My first encounter with this Subject, an individual who was to become among my favorite people at Duke (and a source of endless entertainment) came in late January, soon after I had decided to stop being a real person. It happened on a glorious Shooters night (a night that at the time was absurd, but would soon fade into the ‘normal night’ category). Ali and I had held one of our infamous, exclusive pregames, and then headed to Shooters. Our night started with a wonderful sing-a-long with Joe Pak and some soccer players, and also featured an epic rap battle between Christia Ibeagha and me, on the Shooters d-floor to Lil’ Wayne’s ‘Drop the World’. Ali and whipped out blowpops towards the end of the night, and were approached by Seander, Gould, and an individual I did not know, but immediately recognized as good looking. At some point, he stole my lollipop and put it in his own mouth, shooting me a wink in the process. We abandoned the baseball players and left with some Delta Sigs to go back to their section in Edens. There, I discussed HotNewHipHop.com with a soccer player, we took shots of Puerto Rican Rum, Ali flirted with a man with a child, and we posed with D-Sigs and Rockstar, because “we need pictures with us, hot girls, and Rockstar.” Seander had been calling all night, but Ali, being Ali, had not picked up. Finally, bored with the frat stars, I offered to call him back on her phone (he somehow immediately knew it was me and not Ali), and he told us to come over to Belmont 13000; we called a cab. When we got there, we chilled on a couch and watched/joked about porn for a while, then Ali and Mike left, leaving me with Subject 4 and 7 and an uneasy feeling that an attempted double-team was on the way. The Subject went to the bathroom, leaving me with 4 (who had been spitting weak, yet amusing game all evening), who immediately relocated to sit next to me on the couch, where 7 had been sitting. Luckily, 7 came back soon, 4 went to the bathroom, and I received verbal confirmation that a double team would NOT happen. 4 came in and informed me “I’m going to sleep now…if you want to join me”. Needless to say, I did NOT follow. 7 asked me what I wanted to do and I responded with a look that clearly expressed my desires. We hooked up, reclothed, and chatted a few minutes waiting for Mike and Ali to come
back.
Memorable moments: Hooking up on Subject 4’s couch, as he lay sleeping ten feet away. The quote: “I just want to come all over you.” The Subject successfully (and accidentally) marking his territory with reproductive fluid on the couch, in the exact spot that Seander sat upon his reentry (to much general amusement). His dirty talk (his voice is actually incredibly sexy). The
randomness of the entire encounter.
Pros: His body is really, really good. He is quite well endowed and was really aggressively talented. His hair is incredible. Great sense of humor.
Cons: It was my first real “quickie” (the first of many with this subject). Fun, and has its place, but I do prefer longer sessions.
Raw Score: 8/10"
what is the problem with this, aside that it was made into a powerpoint presentation. I read all sorts of game blogs where women are referred to by much worse terms than subject.
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